tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21313869257812187162024-03-14T00:24:04.397+08:00Wak SengalMe No Spik Inglissangkangkurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02376717436261717972noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2131386925781218716.post-33554539160980593062011-01-03T12:10:00.003+08:002011-01-03T12:42:25.068+08:00Tetamu Allah<span style="font-weight:bold;">Suib </span>: Wak ! Aku memang tak puas hati dengan orang mesjid...<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Orang mejhid? Shiape? Aphe yang kamu tak puash atinye?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Suib </span>: Aku ikut nasihat wak la, berhenti berjudi, tak minum arak, bertaubat, rajin2 pegi mesjid..alih2 diorang tengok aku semacam je. Bisik2 lak tu, siul betul wak. Aku tau wak, aku dulu teruk, aku memang jahil. Nasib wak tak jemu2 nasihatkan aku. Aku percaya kat surga neraka wak. Aku mintak ampun dengan Allah. Tapi tak tahan panas hati ni wak..apa diorang ingat diorang tu confirm masuk surga apa. Ekalaaa..!<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Ni Shuib, kamu kena inghat lo, mejhid itu rumah Allah, kalau kamu datang bererti kamu menjhadi tetamunya. Tetamu Allah itu shanget mulia. Mejhid itu yo bukan rumah kamu yo bukan rumah orang2 itu. Jhadi kamu harus pikirkan pandangan Allah, bukan pandangan manusia. Mereka jhuga kena jhaga amanah Allah kerana itu bukan rumah mereka.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Suib </span>: Ye! betul cakap wak. patutnya aku peduli pasal nasib aku depan Allah esok2..diorang bukan boleh bagi apa2 kat aku esok2. Fuh! Lega sikit wak rasa hati ni.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Yang kamu ni pun shatu, ni kamu kan balik dari mejhid?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Suib </span>: Yela wak! tu la pasal hangin semacam je tengok perangai diorang tu.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" 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border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Patut pun dia orang tengok kamu macam tu, yang kamu pake sual (seluar) pendek tu kenapa? Lagi shatu, dia orang itu bishik2 wak rasha bukan ape, diorang takut nak tegur kamu, nanti kena penumbuk 8 gantang kamu tu..<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Suib </span>: Aku ikhlas wak, walaupun pakai seluar pendek jer..lagipun aku boleh terus main bola nih. aku pun dah tak tumbuk2 orang dah, insaf dah. <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Memang idup ni kena ikhlas tapi kalau pake sual pendek mana sah sembayang kamu tu. Niat kena bersih tapi amal pun kena betull. Udah! ambik kain ni, sembayang balik asar tadi. Tak sah sholat kamu. Nanti Maghrib pake kain elok2, kamu ikut aku ke mejhid. Yo bukan shalah orang mejhid kalau begini.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Suib </span>: Erk! semayang balik ke wak. Tadi tak aci ker?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Waduh! ye udah, kamu buat aje dulu, maghrib karang ikut aku jumpe pak imam, belajar cara ibadah yang betul. Lepash itu, terpulang ke pak imam, bila lagi nak ajar kamu.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Suib </span>: Adus! Malu la wak...<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Baik malu kat dunia ketimbang malu di akhirat. Udah! Udah! Cepet...<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Suib </span>: Ok ok la wak. Ni nak semayang la ni. ALLAUAKBAR!sangkangkurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02376717436261717972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2131386925781218716.post-90425500024908512052010-12-14T12:18:00.004+08:002010-12-14T12:48:44.175+08:00Jantan Sial<span style="font-weight:bold;">Limah </span>: Wak! Wak! Tolong saya wak...<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Waduh! Kenapa kamu ni Limah? Pagi-pagi lagi kok dateng mintak tolong..<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Limah </span>: Laki saya Wak..Sudin. Dia nak ke orang laki. Apa kurangnya saya Wak. Kan saya pompuan. Saya layan Abang Sudin penuh Wak. Kenapa Abang Sudin buat saya macam ni!!?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Apa? Sudin nak ke orang laki. Bethul ke kamu ni Limah?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Limah </span>: Iya Wak. Pagi tadi lepas balik masjid dia telepon Mamat suruh bawak jantan tu. Macam mana ni Wak? Tolong la Wak, dia dengar cakap Wak...<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Tenang! Tenang! Nanthi Wak shiashat. Kamu balik dulu, jhangan buat bhenda-bhenda pelik. Ingat thu...banyakkan ishtighpar. Biashanya mashe ni dia ada di kedai Mamat.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Limah </span>: Baiklah Wak...<br /><br />...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Asshalamualaikum!<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sudin </span>: Waalaikumsalam..haa Wak! Mai minum sekali.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Mhemang pun Wak nak minum. Haus ni..kamu dari mana Sudin?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sudin </span>: Ohh...saya darhi rumah Wak, singgah sat minum, tengah tunggu Hamid, dia ajak buat rhumah burhung layang kat tanah dia tepi sungai nun...<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Mamat </span>: Wak nak minum apa Wak? <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: OO..iya. Kopi O pekat kurang manish ya. <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sudin </span>: Untung la kamu Mat. Jimat gula sikit. Gula naik harga la ni.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Mamat </span>: Serupa je, kena tambah pulak susu lebih kat Jantan kamu tu.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sudin </span>: Haha! baru melekit manih sikit.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Wah, apa yang jantan, apa yang melekit ni Sudin?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sudin </span>: Ala..Mamat ni ha Wak. Saya dah habaq kat dia saya nak minum kopi Jantan, pueh dah minum kopi Radix. Sekali-sekali nak tukar rhasa la. <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTevn8NDvfzWGz8eDRrJ9kHEZihFsYu7SZ2F5gtK96DpUFUOLPe"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 259px; height: 194px;" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTevn8NDvfzWGz8eDRrJ9kHEZihFsYu7SZ2F5gtK96DpUFUOLPe" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Lho..itu jantan kamu rupanya. Abis...tak minum Radiks lagi lah?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sudin </span>: Jantan ni sekali sekala je Wak...Radix tu baguih sebab herba dia, saya kerja kasaq macam ni kena la ada tenaga tambahan sikit.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Mujur kopi Jantan Sudin, aku ingatkan jantan mane yang kamu nak manish-manish tu.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sudin </span>: Isk! Ke situ pulak Wak, ahh! Takpalah Wak...tu Hamid sampai dah. Mat! Kirha semua sekali...sangkangkurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02376717436261717972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2131386925781218716.post-27662893975032726102010-08-19T22:35:00.005+08:002010-08-22T10:06:08.160+08:00Orang Puteh...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" 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border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">John </span>: Hey man ! you're plucking coconut, aren't you?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Degan (Jawa-Kelapa Muda).<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">John </span>: Gush! You didn't really mean gun, did you? Oh ! That one dropped from your bicycle..!<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: Hmmm...mobeng (Jawa-Berpusing)aje.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">John </span>: Moving? Yes..that's right. Great...you can speak English!<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wak </span>: me no spik inglis.sangkangkurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02376717436261717972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2131386925781218716.post-60690301748760843382010-07-26T09:54:00.002+08:002010-07-26T10:02:56.337+08:00Bush Obama shame ajer...<span style="font-weight: bold;">Wak </span>: kalo Bush macem ini, Obama pun yo begitu. Tolong derme ame Palestin, Boikot amerike yang mane buleh. <br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyoOaP2RQrzl-t_y0QZhS3TRjb9badcKF7OC6PupEod-VuXf5SMZbSHEp4ApQMwpFVzaLmt9bVAxkPlgNWw2g' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dw42HkhvcjxJvbnhfGHs8Ho_rsIU73xvReqrM7VceYzuYv86K7a2GS1CnPdNmU96CNQo6iJTRO88tkSc-n_Pg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>sangkangkurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02376717436261717972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2131386925781218716.post-38947145307338801652010-03-11T11:43:00.000+08:002010-03-11T11:54:37.848+08:00Kebun 3<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Kasim </span>: Pak Dollah, mana wak ni? Dah petang ni...<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Pak Dollah</span> : Akok tengok di sanak tadi.<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">...</span><br /><br />Wak </span>: Waduh...babi! BABI! MBELAYU! BABI MBELAYU! (lari-jawa)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Kasim </span>: Apa wak ni? Maki kat kita orang Melayu ni. Nak kena wak ni!!!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">P</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">ak Dolah</span> </span>: Wah...babi! Larik! Larik!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Kasim </span>: Wak!! Nanti dulu...saya tak puas hati ni. WAK! WAK!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:VOf32xWldq7BNM:https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi19rHhmpJQYQGRUc-L19_ZoE0TJv89M7HQYH69eKtGXVf2EjyfIpjWUMS8xAur0ZjS8DH9ytcjvR6L1q55GGk1ie4oLsV1SWNh0bSz45gAuHnp4hQfRTNFbEG6NlyfHWae_SheGjbqjl77/s400/images%255B1%255D.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 89px; height: 48px;" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:VOf32xWldq7BNM:https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi19rHhmpJQYQGRUc-L19_ZoE0TJv89M7HQYH69eKtGXVf2EjyfIpjWUMS8xAur0ZjS8DH9ytcjvR6L1q55GGk1ie4oLsV1SWNh0bSz45gAuHnp4hQfRTNFbEG6NlyfHWae_SheGjbqjl77/s400/images%255B1%255D.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />KROUGH! KROUGH! KROUGH!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /><br />K</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">asim </span>: oo mak kau...babi. Lari! Lari!sangkangkurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02376717436261717972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2131386925781218716.post-68357581976597145742010-03-06T21:18:00.000+08:002010-03-06T21:40:24.506+08:00Kebun 2<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Kasim </span>: Wak tebas rumput sebelah sana, saya kat sini, Pak Dollah kat depan yea..<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Wak </span>: Baik, kalau dapet tebas shemua hari ini, eshok bholeh khita nyangkul, bhuat batash.<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Pak Dollah</span> : Benih cabai akok dah sediak...boleh aja.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Kasim </span>: Bagus la kalau macam tu...ah, jom kita bergerak.<br /><br />...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">P</span><a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Y2yx1Bgw9ZU-HM:http://www.rahsiataman.com/Taman/siram/luar%2520pagar/topiari1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 102px; height: 110px;" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Y2yx1Bgw9ZU-HM:http://www.rahsiataman.com/Taman/siram/luar%2520pagar/topiari1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">ak Dolah</span> </span>: Ish, adak pokok besar nik...macam manak? <span style="font-weight: bold;">WAK! POKOK BESAR...MACAM MANAK!!?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Wak </span>: Waduh...gawat! Macan manak (Harimau Beranak-jawa). <span style="font-weight: bold;">PAK DOLLAH! LARI PAK DOLLAH...LARI! KASIM! LARI!.........</span><br /><br />........<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Kasim </span>: Warf! Worf! Huuu! Pasal apa wak...mengah dah ni?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:3KYDWV-gaXPoLM:http://m4rp4un6.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/lari.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 132px; height: 104px;" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:3KYDWV-gaXPoLM:http://m4rp4un6.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/lari.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Ada harimau...Pak Dolah jhumpa.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Pak Dolah</span> : Manak...!? akok jumpak pokok besar, macam manak nak buat?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Aduh...kok beghitu. Aku ingat kamu bilang macan manak, harimau beranak, yo bahaya kok...waduh! buat shaspen aje...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Kasim </span>: Halamak wak ni...dah lah, mari kita sambung kerja balik.sangkangkurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02376717436261717972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2131386925781218716.post-74250686059143193372010-02-26T15:25:00.000+08:002010-02-26T18:17:31.121+08:00Restoran 1<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Mamat </span>: Wak, bacaa tak lagi beghitaa pase bantahan sebat untuk wanita?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Wak </span>: Wak nggak baca, tapi Suleman ada kasi tau di mejid lephas Isyak semalam.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Mamat </span>: Betulla wak...kesian laa kat depaa tu kan, dah laa peghempuan, kena sebat pulak.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Ish kamu ni, kok begitu. Kamu kerjhanya apa Mat?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Mamat </span>: Pase apaa wak? Tukang masak restoren ni laa.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Haa..apa masakan sepesel kamu?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Mamat </span>: Laksa Penang laa wak, apa lagi?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Coba pikir, kamu tengah mashak laksha, tiba2 wak dateng bagitau lakhsa kamu nampak kurang asem, kurang garem, nggak ada cengkih, kelembak dengan daun silom. Wak dateng nak tambah shemua bende2 tu, kamu kasi nggak?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Mamat </span>: Manaa buleh wak! Sayaa tau laa masakan saya, manaa buleh tambah sukaa2 bendaa tu.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Tu lah pasal. Itu kan lakhsa kamu, kamu ngerti bagaimana laksha kamu. Kita jugha beghitu, Allah yang buat, Allah tau bagaimana ramuan idup kita, kenapa kita tak pashal2 nak buat ikut shuka kita. Kita kena ikut apa Allah shuka, bukan begitu Mat? Itu pun bharu enem kali, bukan lagi yang shepatutnya dalam hukum ashal.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Mamat </span>: err! Betullah tu wak. Tapi Wak, ni sebat ni...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Itulah, kamu ingat shebat macam mana? Ini hukum syarak, shebatnya pun pake hukum syarak. Bukan macham shebat dadah ito. Lagi shatu, kamu tau pashal apa hukum faraid laki2 dapet dua perempuan dapet shatu?<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Mamat </span>: Tak tau wak, pase apa wak?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Aku jugha nggak tau, tapi aku tau Allah Maha Tau yang terbaik buwat hambanya. Aku ikut shaja..<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Mamat </span>: Iyalah wak, saya silap, saya minta maaf wak.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Lho...kok mintak maaf shama aku, mintak shama Ghusti Allah.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Mamat </span>: Baik Wak, sayaa faham.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Baghuslah kalo begitu. Udah, tolong kira ini semua.sangkangkurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02376717436261717972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2131386925781218716.post-79478167873340901612010-02-23T13:11:00.000+08:002010-02-23T13:20:25.467+08:00Parit 1<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Wartawan </span>: Assalamualaikum Pak Dolah!<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Pak Dolah</span> : Wa'alakum salam..yak, adak apak?<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Wartawan </span>: Nak buat temubual sikit ni Pak Dolah. Saya tanya Wak Sengal tu, dia kata Pak Dolah ni sebaya dengan dia.<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Pak Dolah</span> : Ohh..lebih kurang lah tuk.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Wartawan </span>: Pak Dolah menjala ikan ni hari-hari ke Pak Dolah?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Pak Dolah</span> : Sekalik2 aje. Biasanyak, Pak Dolah masuk hutan, 2-3 harik baruk balik.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Wartawan </span>: Wah..hebat tu. Apa rahsia pemakanan Pak Dolah sihat macam ni?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Pak Dolah</span> : Biasak aje, cuma Pak Dolah suka makan JARING! (jering-slang banjar)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Wartawan </span>: 'Glup!' tak pelah Pak Dolah...terima kasih. (dalam hati-gila orang2 ni, satu makan petir, satu makan jaring)sangkangkurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02376717436261717972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2131386925781218716.post-1656349131362054562010-02-23T12:57:00.000+08:002010-02-23T13:21:41.139+08:00Kebun Kelapa 1<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Wartawan </span>: Assalamualaikum Wak!<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Wak </span>: Wa'alaikum shalam.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Wartawan </span>: Boleh nak tanya sikit wak?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Bholeh, nggak shalah apa2...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Wartawan </span>: Wak berapa lama dah tinggal kat Malaysia?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Wak </span>: Yo udhah lame...Wak datang Malaysia tahun 1980.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Wartawan </span>: Lama tu wak, sekarang umur wak berapa tahun?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Entah, dalam IC wak tulis lahir tahon 1950.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Wartawan </span>: Wah, maknanya wak dah berumur 60 tahun sekarang. Tapi wak masih larat angkat seguni kelapa sorang2 ye wak.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Dhulu wak larat kerja satu hari shampei petang...boleh angkat 10 guni kelapa. Tapi shekarang wak udah tue, kerje shampei tengahari je. Angkat kelape pun takat 2 guni je shatu hari.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Wartawan </span>: Wow! Wak makan ape sampai kuat macam tu?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Biashe aje, cuma wak shuka makan PETIR! (petai-slang jawa)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Wartawan </span>: 'terdiam'. Takpelah wak, saya nak jumpa pakcik tu pulak.<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Wak </span>: Oh, Pak Dolah tu, dia pun lebih kurang bayanya dengan wak. Dia orang Banjar tu, bagus kamu ngobrol2 dengan dia.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Wartawan </span>: Baik wak, terima kasih.sangkangkurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02376717436261717972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2131386925781218716.post-13569349968665874122010-02-17T12:26:00.000+08:002010-02-17T13:08:19.517+08:00Masjid 1<span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Leman </span>: Assalamualaikum wak!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Waalaikumsalam...ah! Dari mana kamu ni...kok berpeluh gitu!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Leman </span>: Daghi balei polis wak...buat gheport, ade bayi kene buang kat depan kedei kopi teman pagi tadi.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Wak </span>: Astaghfirullahalajim...shudah ade orang bhuang bayik kat kampung kita ni Leman. Isk! Isk! Idup lagi bayik tu?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Leman </span>: Idup lagi, mujor teman datang awei kat kedei, pukui 5 pagi tadi, kalau tak, agaknye anjing ke, kucing ke, bawak laghi. Ade kat hospitel sekghang ni. Tapi ghasanya, bukan oghang kampung kite wak...pasei tok sidang dah peghiksa kot2 ade anak2 dara kampung ni tengok pelek2 siket, tak ade die jumpe kabornye.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: MashaAllah, gitulah kalu orang nggak mau agame. Kite yang dudok kat mashjid ni di kate dah menoposh. Kite tegur anak2 orang jhangan berdua2an, naik kereta motor, perghi makanlah kononnye, dudok kat tephi pantei, ambhik angiiiinnn, bertaliphon berjham2, yang perhempuan pakei yo kethat2, mherah2, terchabut jughak sherban wak lame2, yang lhaki kok pakei suwal pendek2, nampak bhulu betis, singhlet nampak bhulu kethiak, ada rhambut di ultramankan, ada idhung kok dicucuk rantei...waduh! kan udah gawat kayak gini...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Leman </span>: ala wak, zaman sekaghang la katekan. deme nak bebayh. Up to date!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Iyelah gitu, dah beranak macam tu, baru tau...kamhu adhe anak dhara tak Leman?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Leman </span>: Ade, lepayh SPM tu... pasey ape wak? Wak nak masuk minang ke?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Lho...ke shitu pulak kamu ni Leman. Jage betul2 anak kamu tu, jangan mudah berkawan dengen bhudak laki2. Dipegang sana, dipegang sini...ketawenye shaje macam pontianak shambal belachan...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Leman </span>: Teman antor die kat kampung opah die nun kat Kuale Kangsor...belajor masak, ngemayh ghumah, ngaji, buat keghoje kampung ngikut opahnye, bior die blajor cagha oghang2 tue.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Elok lha tu, tapi janghan tak dipanto...nanti tak lakhu.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Leman </span>: Tak laku apenye pulak Wak?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Iyelah...kalu kite nak bheli radhio, kite nak yang dudok dalam kotak, yang dishpley itu, yang dipegang2 orang, dipiciti2 orang, kite nggak mau. Orang pun ye beghitu juge.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Leman </span>: Betullah tu wak..eh! dah Zuhur ni wak, Bilal Said mintak teman tolong bang ganti die tengahari ni. Die bawak bini die ke Spital..nak bersalin dah dengor ceghitenye.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak </span>: Ahh! Pergilah...tu, kan kalau ikut agame orang tak kate2 ape2, ade anak2 pun nggak dibuang2nye...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Leman </span>: Yelah wak...jap wak ye, teman nak bang!<br />AllahuAkbar! AllahuAkbar....<br /></span>sangkangkurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02376717436261717972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2131386925781218716.post-36865002447504431492010-02-13T11:50:00.000+08:002010-02-22T09:55:15.943+08:00Warung Kopi 1<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Hamid </span>: Wak! Baca ape wak?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"> </span>: ni lhah! Jhon TTerri, yang main bola to…</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Hamid</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span>: haa…dia &*^%$#@$%^& girlfriend kawan dia tu yek! Biasa la tu wak..omputeh.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"> </span>: waduh! ithu yang loarbiasa…dahlah gelpren, adha anak pulak, lowar nikah to. Lephas ithu, kok si Jhon ini ‘marang prapu kapunten parang sekeper’ (bahasa P.Ramlee-pent.) gelpren kawan die.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Hamid</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span>: kalau tak macam tu, tak namanya omputeh la wak.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"> </span>: kamu ni, ongputeh ongputeh…kamu tu puteh jugak <st1:state st="on"><st1:place st="on">kan</st1:place></st1:state>? Betul nggak…ni, yang wak rhasa nggak betul, orang bheri shokongan mhoral khepadha Jhon Teri…waduh! Gila sih…yang bhuat jahat ashik dibela, yang kawan die ithu, perashaannya gimana sih?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Hamid</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span>: ala wak!macam <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">Israel</st1:place></st1:country-region> tu…dia bunuh orang, dia rogol orang, dia rampas hak orang…alih2 orang yang salah, dia pulak yang dapat simpati.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"> </span>: Khamu ni ngomongnya hebat…tapi khamu minum Coca Cola, bhajunya Chelsi…<span style="text-transform: uppercase;">a<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Hamid</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span>: hehehe! Esok saya minum HPA Cola pulak wak…janji! <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Chelsea</st1:place></st1:city> ni minat pasukan bola je wak, perangai huduh tu tak ikut…wak sokong sape?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"> </span>: Kalau Chelsi kaptennye begithu, wak nggak mau, kalau Arshenel, dengarnye Ishrael buwat promoshi pelancungan, yo nggak mau juge, kalau Liberpul, kok bajunye Kasbeg, itu <st1:state st="on"><st1:place st="on">kan</st1:place></st1:state> arak…lho, grartis aje wak kena laknat Tuhan. Kalau menchester waduh…ditaruknya setan merah dekat lambangnye, ngaak mau sih! Wak shokong Malaysia....</p> <p face="verdana" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Hamid</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span>: Ish…pasal apa wak?</p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Wak</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"> </span>: DI MANA BUMI DIPIJAK DISHITU LANGIT DIJHUNJHUNG….!<span style="text-transform: uppercase;"><o:p></o:p></span></p>sangkangkurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02376717436261717972noreply@blogger.com0